The Glamorous

ripped GLAM a new asshole last night...at 1/2 Price (my first)

it was mad awk because a girl my age was waiting to use the bathroom, and when I came out we had this uncomfortable I-swear-I'm-not-bulimic moment.

I just ate too much Mexican food, since I'm glamorous, and tried to brave a "Big Azz Margarita" (22 oz., ultimately not ok)

I shall apply this ambition to Happy Hour, which should begin at 10am.