I am a woman.

And as such, I bloom, wilt, curl into a shell, then burst forth again, like the seasons.

I just figured out this paper, 1 of 2. I'm quoting Mikhail Gorbachev himself and using his words against him. So naughty.

Last night I designed a gown, it's really sexy. I can't wait to get back to my studio in Pittsburgh and go nuts this summer. Living with Drew!

Also, t-shirts:

SKINNY WITCH (Halloween)

THEY'RE REAL (across the chest, w/ glasses)

and

NO HARD FILLINGS (pie)

CAN YOUR URETHRA DO THIS? (baby) haha, maternity line