Single Ladies on Repeat: Anti-Valentine Valentines

In the end I had about 10 valentines. Lydia, Sarah, Isabelle the German, and a lot of Norweigans who hosted the party we attended last night.

Highlights:
-"jelly" shots, which we really just cubes we stuffed in our mouths
-"Single Ladies" on repeat and the whole room doing the dance while playing find-the-tranny-in-the-video
-gun shows
-Ray Charles
-speaking Russian! They're taking over "Londongrad"
-Underworld's "Born Slippy"
-51Fifty's
-hearing a Scottish boy say "Hawla!" then advising him against going to Detroit, ever.

Lowlights:
-sick
-2 10-page papers have to be done this week, Reading Week
-Russian grammar take-home test needs to be studied for
-Russian in general outside of a party setting

Silver linings:
-No classes this week
-Sunday sick day, watching more documentaries in bed
-Lecture on Russia-Ukraine gas conflict=3 pages of my paper
-Getting a Vday text at 4am while walking from the bus in the cold=inner warmth

And when you're the last to leave the party, expect to be horizontal.