WOW!

I am drinking Alka-Seltzer for the first time in my life. How exhilarating. It was in the care packages that my parents sent me last week. Care packages are my jam.

I've been sustaining myself on a diet of hot chili peppers since my cold started on Saturday, and while they make me cry like a dumb schoolboy, they really do the trick.

I'm not letting nasal congestion slow my roll, right now I'm going to Scala at King's Cross to buy tickets for Peter, Bjorn, and John also my jam. All the while reading "Snowball Berry Red" for Modern Russian culture. Reading Week is shite.